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 Newklick
 Werd
Freezing Acid Rain
Trans-Elatio
Capital ISM
Sam ‘n Ella
 Meaningless Complaints Dept.
 Middle-Aged Rhymers
Queer Telepathic Engineering Company
 The Only One
First International Piece of Bullshit
 Pickled Passivity
The Diasporic Looting Post
 The Code Bar
Like a Good GEIGHbor
 Turn It Over to the Heathens
 Suck-Cess
Success Pool
 Gene Pool Party
Check To Make Sure
 “Just Say ‘Yes’”
 Deus Ex Machina
Purists Elitists and the Bourgeoisie
 Faggots Unite It’s The 80s!
Tossed Salad Melting Pot
 The Winning Scratch-Off
Suicidal Lottery
Sin and Guilt Serving the Populace Since The Biblical Dawn of Men
Pee in a Cup
Snarky’s
All Over Twist
Rotten Uh-Ohs
The Lithium Ion Powered Bipolar Bunny
 The Energizer Baby
 Information Under-load
Go Ask Your Mother
Pimple Poppers
Balls Aren’t Funny
 Probable Babble
 You Are the Walrus
Offensive Languages Division
Macrosquish
 Powder Paste Gel and Other Interactive Tooth Media
 Teletubby Xmas
 Cop Circles
Crap Circles
 Empty Mug
Ad Infinitum
 Wheat Germ Welfare
 The World Before I Die
Human Branch Sap
Il Purgatorium
The Archetypes
 Nice to Know Jah
 Now Wow and the NWO
Finders Losers
Keeper's Finder
Keepers Weepers

musical groups and artist collectives

(On some of these titles, obviously words like "of" and "the" would enhance them. Play around, you could even combine words from different titles into one to come up with something new like the "swirling california respirators.")

The Swirling Dervishes
The Youtubes
Themtube
Respirator
Dime a Dozen
Forget-Me-Not
The California Grapes
For Crimeney's Sake
Foregig
Yellow Jacket
Yow!
Bang-Boom!
The La-La-La's

Don Chu
The Um, Okays
Yeah, But
Nevermind
(n)Evermind
The Jingle Berries
Oh, That
Good Shit
Infinitisimo
The Blinking Lids
The Dream Pad
Ah, La! Is All

The Palindromes
The Verbs
VERB


Paperhood
Papership
The Shouldas
Holdon and the Shhh!
Insert Here
CNTRL ALT DELETE
Leftover
Ingrown Cubicle
U, Me, and Ass
Assjumi (pronounced AssYUmi)
                   --with a song called "Makin' it happen"

New Job Titles

New Job titles (in alphabetical order)
note: all job titles must be invented or appropriated to describe existing positions that may not be commonly considered legitimate

 alphabeteer
 ameliorator
apple fetcher

break-up facilitator
boogey person
bull shit artist
burp reliever


cleanse founder
cognitive developer
correctional figure specialist
couch surfer

description writer
downtown driver
dingbat
dark lord
detective couchsurfer


elephant whisperer
event crasher
everything manager
evening relations specialist
expert
electroshock therapist
e-mail reader
escape artist
ergonomologist
ethnofractologist
escapologist
exercise coordinator
eat master



people person

technoshaman
technoshamanic artist
technoshamanic artistic philosopher
teacher of technoshamic arts